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You Can Glitter Bomb Your Vagina Now But Please Don't » You know what my vagina is missing? A self-dissolving capsule of glitter shoved up into it, said no woman — ever. Ladies, your vagina is a magical vessel, just the way it is. It doesn't need a facial (or vajacial, as it's called), it doesn't need douches and sprays — it's a self-cleaning oven. And it sure as hell doesn't need a self... Scarymommy.com

The problem with sex and glitter | Life and style | The Guardian » Aug 13, 2017 ...Glitter turns an awkward encounter into a princess tea party, vaginal excretions into something safe and cartoonish that taste like Skittles. For all the horrors that vagina glitter implies, I sort of get it. I mean, I get why. I get it as a My Little Pony- flavoured attempt to make every inch of an unwieldy body perfect,... Theguardian.com

Doctors are warning people not to put this glitter capsule up their ... » Sep 29, 2017 ...In what may come as a total shock to some of you, doctors are warning people not to put glitter dust up their vaginas. Why are they having to state the obvious? Well, because an online retailer claims to have sold out of capsules apparently designed to be placed in your vagina so that you and your partner... Bbc.co.uk

pero, like » I'm so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha. 'Vagina- owners'. Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn't have to ask these questions if I didn't have a damn uterus. Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Chuladasavage.tumblr.com

Do we need to do a weekly series on things you shouldn't put in your ... » Do we need to do a weekly series on things you shouldn't put in your vagina now ? Glitter bombs are the unicorn frappuccino of sexual health products. By Sara Chodosh July 6, 2017. Glitter in hand. Pretty Woman Inc. says it's sometimes fun to just play with your glittery vaginal discharge or appreciate how sparkly your... Popsci.com

Passion Dust Vagina Glitter Makes You Taste Like a Unicorn ... » Jul 4, 2017 ...If you love Lisa Frank in a way no Unicorn Frappuccino can sate, these Passion Dust vagina glitter capsules will put a magical fairyland in your pants. Mommyish.com

No matter what Gwyneth Paltrow says, don't put glitter in your vagina ... » Jul 6, 2017 ...No matter what Gwyneth Paltrow says, don't put glitter in your vagina. The product allegedly adds 'sparkle and flavour to your natural vaginal fluids to make the experience of lovemaking that much more fun'. No, girl, no! PUT THE GLITTER DOWN.Getty Images. Sadaf Ahsan. July 6, 2017 10:54 AM EDT. Nationalpost.com

Cardi B – Bodak Yellow Lyrics | Genius Lyrics » Jun 16, 2017 ...Bodak Yellow Lyrics: KSR / It's Cardi, ayy / Said, "I'm the shit, they can't fuck with me if they wanted to" / Said, "Lil bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to" / These expensive, these is red. Genius.com

Vagina Glitter Bomb Health Warning – Dr Jen Gunter » Jul 4, 2017 ...Women are now putting glitter inside their vaginas and doctors are concerned – for good reason. Refinery29.com

Website Offers Vaginal Glitter - Don't Put Glitter in Your Vagina » Jul 5, 2017 ...Because everything is insane and there is no end in sight to the list of things doctors have had to tell people not to put in their vaginas, here's one more thing to go ahead and add: Glitter! Yes, glitter — the craft item equivalent of bed bugs both in terms of infamy and its ability to spread at alarming rates. Cosmopolitan.com